Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer something to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the beast, causing some whispering. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding more info at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a pen full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.